Eggs
A couple went to see a family therapist.
What seems to be the problem.
"Well doc, its very serious. My wife seems to think she is a chicken."
"Hmmm... How long has this been going on?)
"About 8 years."
"Hmmm... and why did you not come to see a therapist before now?"
"We needed the eggs..."
Remember my joke
A couple went to a family therapist.
"What seems to be the problem?"
The husband replied "My wife doesn't laugh at my joke anymore."